Crickets!

Cuban spies funded by Russian agents!

Vaccination!

They’re taking away our drinking straws!

Vegetarianism!

And that ultimate weapon of the Bay Area, they’re now serving avocado toast in the school cafeteria!

I stop to miau to cats.

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