Literally. Milo Yiannopoulos, KellyAnne Conway, Ivanka’s hubby — whatever his name, Anne Coulter, there are a lot of people that Bannon must consider attractive who can do it and perhaps, just perhaps, his need for destruction can be turned down a notch.

Obviously he is filled with self-loathing, and who can blame him. But as a privileged and powerful person, he turns his self-loathing against others, so it is unlikely, unfortunately for the rest of humanity, that he will attempt suicide anytime soon. His need for self-destruction manifests in a need to destroy everything he can, without any real discrimination as to whether it is “good” or “bad”. So we, to save ourselves, need to help him with his self-esteem issues.

No more “Steve Bannon looks like …” posts. I apologize for saying he looks like Jabba the Hutt’s son and thus for indulging in Hutt-shaming. Or for saying he looks like Jabba taking a shit, which is Butt-shaming.

Please Milo, KellyAnne, Whatisname, Anne, can you please suck, blow, *uck, do for Steve what he wants to do to you and take his edge off for just a bit? And tell him about his wonderful Aryan looks while you are at it, or before and after, since you’ve been brought up to not speak with your mouth full.

I stop to miau to cats.

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