Really funny, thanks.
Things women have said to me (soon) after sex:
The worst: “I should have told you before, I’m sorry, but I just needed you, I have …, but it isn’t flaring right now.”
“Did I tell you before that I was an EMO?” (Yes, this cuts both ways … ;-)
“I think we should see each other again.
But not a date or anything.
I mean just as friends.
But with benefits of course.” (Of course.)
“Did you fake that?”
“Why are you so surprised? I am a grown woman.” (First date.)
“Do you still respect me? You don’t think I’m easy do you? I never do that until after 5–6 dates.” (Different woman, second date.)
“Easy up, easy down.” (After the second time.)
“Was I your first?” (After the third time. And “Yes.”, but I didn’t admit it until a week later.)
“Maybe you should practice Kegels.” (During that week.)
“No, don’t do that, I hardly know you!”
“I don’t want you to tell anyone, I don’t want my husband finding out.”
“Honey, you woke my kids!”
“Yayy! We weren’t interrupted by the SFPD!”
The best: “Should we eat now before the food gets cold?”