Sex dolls were invented by lonely (goes without saying) male, mostly white software engineers who think their sex drive is insatiable. When they buy one, they’ll discover that having sex is a lot of work and is tiring, it is actually the sex doll’s sex drive that is insatiable. Which means they’ll have to buy another sex doll so the two sex dolls can have sex with each other in the back seat of the self driving car while the software engineer catches up on coding, work emails, porn or insulting women who’ve rejected him on tinder+.

I stop to miau to cats.

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