“Square” = “rich guy who won’t eat pussy”? Seems so, given

  1. What you’ve written about his buying you dinners, paying for your sister’s dental work, the BMW, your envy of the new house in Marin with Bay views etc., if he hadn’t been rich, I doubt he would’a been a contender for your affections.
  2. Your disappointment about his position on oral sex.

Here is a two-part litmus test for a rich(er) guy who’ll eat pussy: see if he will share an expensive sashimi dinner with you and if he will pay for it.

Hope that helps.

I stop to miau to cats.

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