Well, yes, none are “perfect”, what ever that means. But the article is funny and mostly hits the nails on their heads.
Elizabeth Warren’s hawkishness is troubling and the thought of a green mean killing machine is is just … WTF?! but her domestic policies seem sound and non-neo-liberal (agreed that itself is within the context of the current political spectrum).
Kamala Harris? What Michelle Obama could have been had she chosen to have an independent career.
Tulsi Gabbard did show the courage of her convictions in resigning from the DNC, but being buddies with Modi, what is that for?
Bernie Sanders has been wrong but he has shown great ability to listen and change. If all he is mis-spoken or mis-informed about is Venezuela, I can live with that for now (and I fully understand that Venezuelans don’t have that luxurious option).
The rest are just a bunch of privileged wanna-bes, has-beens or both, in national politics.