Why don’t you just wash your arse with water and clean it with your ✋? Then wash your hands with soap and water. Of course bidets will be ineffective without getting your ✋ involved! Squeamish but unhygienic people.

The next step in personal sanitation will be to invent a 99% bacteria killing bidet spray that, like the hand wipes, leaves the dead shit in place. Combined with a deodorant spray, this will be perfect sanitation without hygiene.

I stop to miau to cats.

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