Woman and man are sitting on a couch watching TV. Suddenly the woman gets up and slaps the man, saying, "That's for having been a lousy lover all these years!"

Five minutes later the man gets up and slaps the woman, "That's for knowing the difference."

Kinda the essence of the article.

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